Hello, my name is Graham.
I like to think that I'm hilarious, and I like to think that you would think that too.
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”
Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
Me: -Forgets entire language-